The authorities have just recovered this photo from my passport at Ground Zero.
Just kidding, I’m still alive.
The photo is a merger of my face and that of Mohamed Atta, the accused hijacker, and neither one of us had a thing to do with 9/11. Plus I never had such a big head of such thick black hair. If need be, my office mates can vouch for my presence at the U.S. Department of Labor on the morning of 9/11. Ha!
I think you deliberately threw your passport out the window before you flew that tin can into the building, just to throw Rudy of the scent.
You look a lot younger without gray hair, Morgan.