News Flash

The authorities have just recovered this photo from my passport at Ground Zero.

Just kidding, I’m still alive.

The photo is a merger of my face and that of Mohamed Atta, the accused hijacker, and neither one of us had a thing to do with 9/11. Plus I never had such a big head of such thick black hair. If need be, my office mates can vouch for my presence at the U.S. Department of Labor on the morning of 9/11. Ha!

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2 Responses to News Flash

  1. s briskey says:

    I think you deliberately threw your passport out the window before you flew that tin can into the building, just to throw Rudy of the scent.

  2. Robert E Salt says:

    You look a lot younger without gray hair, Morgan.

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